16 Thoughts A Girl Has When Giving A Blow Job

Hopefully, you’re the type of girl that can see fairness in oral foreplay. You know, like receiving and also giving back? Don’t be selfish in these situations. In this circumstance, it’s only fair that if you receive you, you should give back. Unless you don’t know the person, then it’s okay for oral to be completely skipped. You never know where their parts have been …

Photo credit: kait jarbeau, Flickr
Photo credit: kait jarbeau, Flickr

If you actually ‘go down’ on your partner or casual fuck buddy and suck your way to happiness, I’m sure you can relate to the following 16 thoughts women have during a blow job:

1. OMG, gross. Did I just drool all over my hand?

2. Okay, don’t forget to breathe!

3. Oh yuck, that was salty.

4. My jaw hurts already.

5. I hope he showered.

6. Aw, he pulled my hair out of my face. What a gentleman.

7. I know you’re enjoying deep throating, but seriously, stop pushing my head deeper. It’s going to trigger my gag reflex, and I’ll be sick.

8. Oh, fuck. I think I just clipped him with my teeth.

9. Why has he stopped making moaning sounds?

10. Wait, wait, there’s hair in my mouth.

11. What am I suppose to do with my other hand?

12. I wonder if he would freak out if I stuck my finger in his ass?

13. Why hasn’t he orgasmed? I’m bored.

14.  I hope he warns me when he’s about to cum.

15. Nope. OMG. That was unpleasant. Quick, smile like I enjoyed the explosion in my mouth.

16. Yes! It’s my turn now.

So, whether you think similar or completely different to the examples above. I guarantee you think at least three of them and probably other wild thoughts that no one should know about. Maybe, you’re thinking about someone else while giving your man blow job? Or thinking about what needs to go on the shopping list. I really hope your mind isn’t wondering and thinking about someone else … what is wrong with you?

Photo credit: Tony Alter,Flickr

Photo Credit: Tony Alter, Flickr

Luckily, the males of the world will never truly know the full extent of our thoughts when giving oral. And frankly, I don’t think they care! As long as you’re doing your part and he has a magical orgasm, that’s all that matters.

Don’t forget to reciprocate the action! Females expect nothing less and don’t give us the ‘Sorry babe, I’m tired. I’ll make it up to you in the morning’ speech.

 

 

 

7 thoughts on “16 Thoughts A Girl Has When Giving A Blow Job

  1. Regardless on whose tired, one thing is for sure, bananas have great potassium. On a side note, it makes me go bananas when a guy refers to a girl as “babe.” I always feel they are either indirectly calling her Babe Ruth and that’s there way to seduce her to play with their baseball bat or it is just an infatuated expression that clingy men use.

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