Ménage à trois

Photo credit: Anthony Easton, Flickr
Photo credit: Anthony Easton, Flickr

Whether you admit it or not, your sex life is somewhat boring. Originally it made your blood rush around your body and sent tantalising sexual pulses to your clitoris or penis. Karma Sutra has become your most read book, and you’ve visited enough porn sites to satisfy a nymphomanic’s addiction. Enough is enough! What your Karma Sutra book failed to show you is the beautiful essence of incorporating more people into your sexual play. Whether you would like to experience a threesome or maybe you’re more drawn to group sex … each to your own!

There’s just something sexy about a threesome, wouldn’t you agree? Just imagine sitting back, watching two girls seductively kiss each other all over and delicately touch themselves while staring at you with their teasing eyes. If that doesn’t send you into an out of control horny devil, then your girls better kick it up a notch.

What would your ideal threesome be like?

Number One: Two girls and one guy – I’m sure most of you guys would be lying to yourselves if you didn’t admit to fantasising over two girls touching each other and rubbing themselves all over you. Wouldn’t it be a dream come true to have two sexy girls nibble at your ears and work their way down your torso gently teasing you and slowly driving you insane? You would explode with testosterone and want to take them from behind; but who do you pick? Once the teasing and the foreplay have finished, the activities start to get interesting. The guy will take one girl from behind and then she will suck on the other girl’s clitoris and pleasure her. Or, if your girls are real freaky – one will give you head, and the other will be licking away at the other girl’s vagina and ass. Either way, you’re all involved and busy. Let’s just hope you’re good at it. You wouldn’t want to leave someone unsatisfied and break the threesome chain.

Photo credit: Tambako the Jaguar, Flickr
Photo credit: Tambako the Jaguar, Flickr

Number Two: Two guys and one girl – Now, whether you’re a girl who loves to be dominated, or you fantasise over the idea of two males fighting over you; this experience will leave you breathless. Not only do you have two males to please, but you have to deal with the continuous image of a hard penis in your face. If you’ve satisfied one guy, don’t forget there’s another guy who has enough testosterone equivalent to a whole class of boys who just hit puberty. I hope you have the energy for that, and if you enjoy being stretched because your guys think it would be fun to take you in both holes, then you go right ahead! Some girls enjoy it, others cringe at the idea.

Chances are from a girls perspective; we would enjoy number one a lot more than number two, but then there is always the problem of sharing … the majority of us girls never learnt the skill of sharing.  Both girls and guys would agree on fantasising about a threesome at least one point in their lives and if it hasn’t happened yet, it will. Our curiosity levels get the better of us, and we can’t help but experiment, but hey! We are only human.

2 thoughts on “Ménage à trois

  1. I’m a number 2 girl. I love when my husband and I have threesomes. I love two men touching me. I love having attention given just to me. Number 1 I would not have fun as being naked in front of other woman makes me uncomfortable. I love my open marriage that encourages my husband to bring other men into our bedroom. Thank for posting.

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